The creator of CKB and its associated projects (such as this website) and is also in charge of deciding which pictures
go onto this page :)
She is a niche lain-pilled based internet microcelebrity (last tweet got 5 likes) with connections with serveral deep web
organisations, but refuses to partake in any of their antics so she can hold on to that sweet sweet superiority.
She also apparently owns a milady.
"The email is im13tomorrowim14@gmail.com"
Seeked refuge in CKB after the growth incident which grew out of control way too quickly. They soon climbed the ranks and she is now the alpha male of the mods. If I am Eduardo he is Mark and soon Grugle will take the world by storm, but they will never be ready
for the dark greb.
As you may be able to tell from their pose, that is a gang sign they're throwing up after their last
ditch attempt to not get bullied in year 8 (it did not work and now theyre getting bullied again, but this time on the internet)
"The password is 'I'm still 13, tomorrow I'm 14'"
"I thought YOU had the tripwire hooks???????"
Unfortunately we cannot show you Xander's face as he is under witness protection after allegedly stealing a Freddo from Costcutter. He has criminal relations in the south of England and is allegedy part of a gang called the 'Sugar Tax Evaders'
"Sometimes in the lions den you have to roar to be heard"
"Workers have to have the illusion of pay"
"I thought you had the tripwire hooks???"
Dylan is not only a valued member of CKB, but also of the IRA. He works tirelessly to protect the half of his country which still belongs to him, but the empire is coming. He is known in Ireland as the The Midnight Bomber after he bombed somewhere at around midnight, but is known as the Cream Pie Guy in CKB after it was established that he does cream pies.
"I do cream pies"
"Walks away like total edgylord"
He has a 30:03 16 star run in Mario 64, but that's nothing compared to his several-month long hiatus from streaming. He gets pretty good grades in computer science, however he has lost about 50 smart-guy points after asking whether or not the title banner was a rectangle or not.
I have just been informed that his run was actually 21:21, my bad